The Best And Most Best Originial & Amazing Websites
Welcome, one and all, to the ultimate premiere website packages on the planet of Earth in the year 2024.
Your website must reflect your brand.
Your website must be easy to understand.
Your website must draw in clients, leads and sales like a horse is drawn to water.
Your website is a ‘dare to be great’ situation.
When the leaves begin to brown, we know that Autumn is approaching.
When new growth breaks ground, we know spring is near.
It’s important to know what season we’re in.
In life, we go through seasons, just as the planet spins and moves and changes.
Autumn Falls
$2500
$0 Setup Fee
- 1-3 pages
- Logo
- Custom Copy
- Easy Contact
- Responsive Design
- Gallery
Winter Rains
$5000
$0 Setup Fee
Everything in the previous package in addition to:
- 1-5 pages
- Programmed Chat Bot & Appointment Setting
- SEO Friendly
- UI Elements
Summer Sun
$10000
$0 Setup Fee
Everything in the previous package in addition to:
- Google Maps Listing
- MyBusiness Setup
- Keyword Integration
Summer Sun
Bask in the
Summer Sun. Which is our elite package. With this package, you get an incredibly optimized website for your small business and a pack of glowsticks — neon colored (not flavored; you should never eat a glowstick).
Summer Sun is our prevailing package because with it you get a flurry of foundational marketing setup and best-practices.
And, like I said, a complimentary pack of glowsticks (neon colored — non-edible).
Here’s How It Works
it’s all so basic.
As humans, so do we.
And at Alcom, we value the human touch: vulnerability and toughness, authentic and valuable, real and honest, prized and forward-thinking.
In life, we experience autumn rains and sudden summer floods and cold winter nights.
We experience the golden days: when everything goes right and the money is flooding in and business is good.
The cold days, when disaster strikes and the bank bleeds dry.
But we know this one thing to be true:
THIS TOO SHALL PASS.
As such, our packages are titled ‘Autumn Falls,’ ‘Winter Rains,’ and ‘Summer Sun.’
We want to work with you far into the future.
So take your time to browse our packages and prices.
And take your time to dream.
In this we work,
In work we live
Solutions don’t come easy, but they’re always forthcoming.
Autumn Falls
That glistening time of year.
Pensive and thoughtful.
How can we break ground in new ways?
How can we be more grateful?
And how can that gratitude spring us into new ways of thinking, into new ways of leveling up our businesses and brands.
This is Autumn Falls.
Winter Rains
The water drenches our previous dispositions, cleanses and renews.
In the aftermath of the cold, the sun burns away our false desires.
New hope arises.
This is Winter Rains.
Summer Sun
When the sun is warm and bright and we feel it on our skin and we know, despite life’s difficulties, all will be all right.
Aslan shakes his mane.
Spring has come again.
And Summer is here.
Summer is for love and power.
Greatness and glory follow us into summer.
And we feast on plenty and dine on bliss.
Everything the sun touches is our abode.
This is Sumer Sun.
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Letter From One Of Our Founders
We want you to thrive. That’s it. We want to work with you, craft your vision. Work — your work, our work — comprises most of our lives. The Masters, those best at their work — be it sales, product or service — are those who have the most fun doing what they love. Doing what they’re passionate about. We’re passionate about changing lives and restoring futures and leveling people up. We all walk before God in the Garden. We all must stand tall and in strength. We must pursue. Greatness. And go after it. At all costs. Reflect. Who do you want to be? And let’s do that.
AJ DIAZ.
The Nitty Gritty (Some Of The)
Strategy
Without strategy there would be no football or chess or baseball or sushi. Everything requires strategy. That is, everything in good in life. Maybe not pancakes. Then again, maybe pancakes most of all.
Design
Design isn’t just for handsome soccer players. It’s also for businesses. And you as well. Yes, you. You’re looking quite handsome, by the way.
Copywriting
Copy – sales copy – content, content, content. Not only does your grandma read content. You do as well. You might even be your grandma. *a grandma. Anyway, everyone needs well-written content to thrive in current weather conditions.
App Dev
Apps are a great way to make friends. Imagine you’re at a party and you don’t know anyone. At any time, you can whip out your phone and show your new friends your newly-minted and developed app.
More Services
We have so many services you don’t even know.
Logo Design
Branding is important. And not only if you’re a medieval iron-worker with a penchant for leaving marks on friends & enemies.
Team Training
Let us train your teams — providing leadership and communication principles necessary for a successful business.
Video Production
Alfred Hitchcock hits us up to do his production. We say no because we’re commited to seeing you grow.
Search Engine Optomization
If you have a business that no one knows about does it even exist?
Let’s Talk
Want to Discuss your Project with Us?
Chat with our team equipped with best-selling novelists and professional cool guys who can write anything. Even this.
TESTIMONIALS
Happy Clients
It will be as simple as occidental in fact, it will be Occidental.
Tell us what you want
What you really really want. This is the spiciest and most important part of the process. But not as important as the next part. (Remember, clear communication is probably vital).
We Build The Thing
Our team of highly-trained monkeys builds you the greatest website you’ll ever have the pleasure of having.
Monkey back guarantee
Our monkeys will give up their bananas in the case that you aren’t satisfied with your bananas. It’s called a banana trade.
FAQ
Be advised: This is actually Ninja Turtle Trivia.
Why does turtle have a big big shell?
Hmmm. I think cause of mutanity
Which turtle carries NunChucks
Micaelangelo
Who says "A little too Raph"
A little to Michaelangelo
Who played April in the most recent film?
Megan Fox
How many ninja turtles are there?
For
What is the most popular Teenage Mutant Turtle song?
Ninja Rap by Vanilla Ice
Whos the angriest ninja turtle?
Raph.
Which turtle talks about pork grings in the kitchen?
Michaelangelo and Donatello