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We’re trying to build you a top-tier, highly-essential and high-customized and of-ultimate-value website and the only thing that’s stopping us is you. You’re getting in our way by getting in your own way. You are your own worst enemy.

But if you fill out the form below and provide us with some details — you’ll step out of our way (which is also your way) and we’ll be able to easily become best friends rather than worst enemies.

Like I always say, keep your friends close and your enemies closer. Turns out, you’re both.

So fill out the form:

Alcom Ave. Store

422 Divi Ave.

San Francisco, CA 25487

+22 354 782 1446

get_support@divi.com

Other ST. Store

394 Theme St.

San Francisco, CA 25487

+22 354 782 1446

get_support@divi.com

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We wish you would just keep scrolling so that you can get more information about how to get your website. And a little bit of NINJA TURTLES trivia (if we can manage it).

01

Tell us what you want

What you really really want. This is the spiciest and most important part of the process. But not as important as the next part. (Remember, clear communication is probably vital).

02

We Build The Thing

Our team of highly-trained monkeys builds you the greatest website you’ll ever have the pleasure of having.

03

Monkey back guarantee

Our monkeys will give up their bananas in the case that you aren’t satisfied with your bananas. It’s called a banana trade.

Summer Sun

Bask in the.

Summer Sun. Which is our elite package. With this package, you get an incredibly optimized website for your small business and a pack of glowsticks — neon colored (not flavored; you should never eat a glowstick).

Summer Sun is our prevailing package because with it you get a flurry of foundational marketing setup and best-practices.

And, like I said, a complimentary pack of glowsticks (neon colored — non-edible).

EXPLORE, by clicking the big orange EXPLORE button below.

Visit Us 

1235 Divi Ave

San Francisco, CA 93132

Open Hours

M-F: 8am – 6pm

S & S: closed

Featured Features

This is some stuff we’ve done for other people. But don’t worry, they won’t get in the way of OUR relationship.

*we didn’t actually make the amazon website, however, if we knew amazon was gonna be this big we would have.

Happy Customers (As A Clam)

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Dan Virgillito

Interior Designer

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Dan Virgillito

Blogger

Address

Temecula, California

Email

hello@alcombizsolutions.com

Phone Number

+951 551 5969

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FAQ

Be advised: This is actually Ninja Turtle Trivia.

Why does turtle have a big big shell?

Hmmm. I think cause of mutanity

Which turtle carries NunChucks

Micaelangelo

Who says "A little too Raph"

A little to Michaelangelo

Who played April in the most recent film?

Megan Fox

How many ninja turtles are there?

For

What is the most popular Teenage Mutant Turtle song?

Ninja Rap by Vanilla Ice

Whos the angriest ninja turtle?

Raph.

Which turtle talks about pork grings in the kitchen?

Michaelangelo and Donatello